Google: Smalps
I recently googled my nickname to find out that I dominate most of the results from Google. But I don’t have them all. There is someone else out there who is using this handle and I want him out!
I own smalps.com, my myspace account is myspace.com/smalps, all my usernames on the net are smalps. I have recently signed up on other popular sites with the name smalps so that this other person will not get them. I wish I had the screen name smalps, but I think one of my friends stole it and threw away the key. That name has never been online in the past 100 years. I know I have been checking. AOL claims that they release a screen name if they haven’t been used in like 8 months or something, but that really isn’t true because I have signed onto names I haven’t used in years and everything is exactly how it was when I left it.
I don’t care so much about the AOL screen name, but I would like to be the only smalps on the Internet. It’s a pretty unique name because its a combination of two words that was my nick name in HS. Small Paul. It was in 9th grade Math class when super chill guy Dan Hedges called me smalps. That’s what started it all!
If you happen to see another smalps out there let them know that I am hunting them down to take over the name, and the wikipedia page!
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